搞笑的英语简单句子说说心情,闺蜜发说说的句子简单搞笑推荐阅读:

1. 英语句子5句,要有趣的,要简单的

1. Stop complaining！ 别发牢骚！

2. You make me sick！ 你真让我恶心！

3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？

4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不应该那样做！

5. You're a jerk！ 你是个废物/混球！

6. Don't talk to me like that！ 别那样和我说话！

7. Who do you think you are？ 你以为你是谁？

8. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？

9. I hate you！ 我讨厌你！

10. I don't want to see you* **ce！ 我不愿再见到你！

11. You're crazy！ 你疯了！

12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！）

13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。

14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。

15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！

16. Leave me alone. 走开。

17. Get lost.滚开！

18. Take a hike！ 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。

19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。

20. It's none of your business. 关屁事！

21. What's the meaning of this？ 这是什么意思？

22. How dare you！ 你敢！

23. Cut it out. 省省吧。

24. You stupid jerk！ 你这蠢猪！

25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。

26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。

27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用）

28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。

29. Shut up！ 闭嘴！

30. What do you want？ 你想怎么样？

31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道现在都几点吗？

32. What were you thinking？ 你脑子进水啊？

33. How can you say that？ 你怎么可以这样说？

34. Who says？ 谁说的？

35. That's what you think！ 那才是你脑子里想的！

36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。

37. What did you say？ 你说什么？

38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！

39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。

40. Drop dead. 去死吧！

2. 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

3. 关于开心的英语句子

Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.

学习英语就像是一个快乐之旅，开始时你对英语一无所知，或者所知不多。在学习的旅途上，你慢慢学习了词汇、句子、语法、发音，学会了阅读和听说，直到有一天你可以用英语和人们交谈了！想想你该是多么的开心快乐。所以我们说，学习英语是一件快乐的事情。

4. 描写心情的英语句子

what a bad day for me

what a pity

how terrible!!

I am in an ill humor.

我心情不好。

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost，失落drowsy，心情低下

伤心

grief

grieve

hurt

smart from

teen

5. 描写心情美好的英语句子

1、I am too happy to stand faint！我要幸福的昏倒了！2、May you come into a good fortune! Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year. 祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。

3、I hasten to congratulate you on the happy return of your birthday. 时值足下千秋令旦，草此聊表贺忱。4、I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。

5、Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.对于大多数人来说， 他们认定自己有多幸福， 就有多幸福。6、T housand of time i have thought of you .my heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you i don't care loneliness. i am satisfied when you are happy and i am happy when i think of you！千万个思念，在空气中凝固。

扬起风吹向你，带着我的祝福，寂寞我不在乎，你快乐我就满足，想你是我的幸福！7、I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although i've no idea of who he is. but i feel happy every day for this. 我知道这世上有人在等我，尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样，我每天都非常快乐。

8、H appy are the families where the government of parents is the reign of affection, and of the children the submission to love.幸福的家庭，父母靠慈爱当家，孩子也是出于对父母的爱而顺从大人。9、W ith the friends there are always laughs and shared happy moments, the friends are like the small drops of water of the morning dew, where the heart is it and freshens up.总是能与朋友一齐笑和分享快乐时光的朋友，就像心里面一小滴清晨的露水，可以使人精神饱满。

10、I will make you happy when you are depressed. i will make you delighted when you are in great sorrow！在你抑郁的时候， 就是你的开心果。在你忧伤的时候， 愿作你的忘忧树！11、Thank you for your helping my dreams,my life,my future ,Happy Birthday,sir!12、L ife to learn to enjoy: enjoy working happy laughter, enjoy friends, enjoy the warmth of family, enjoy the joy to create, enjoy the sweet fruit. 生活中要学会享受：享受工作的欢快，享受朋友的笑声，享受家人的温馨，享受创造的快慰，享受果实的甜美。

13、I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。14、On the journey of life you have kindled the light of hope for me to enrich my mind, add my wisdom to thank you! Teacher, I wish you healthy forever, happy, happy！人生旅程上您为我点燃希望的光芒丰富我的心灵，增添我的智慧 谢谢您！老师，愿您永远健康、愉快、幸福！15 、H appy is the man who is living by his hobby. 醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。

6. 求：一些简单有趣的英语一词多义的句子,比如.A fly ean fly.苍蝇会

英语中最最有趣的句子

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？

这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。

7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。

8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。）