幽默有内涵的英语句子说说心情推荐阅读:

1. 求几个英语的有趣有内涵的短句~

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In fair weather prepare for foul. 未雨绸缪

Knowledge is power. 知识就是力量

Let bygones be bygone. 既往不咎

Look before you leap. 三思而后行

Man proposes, God disposes. 谋事在人，成事在天

Money talks. 金钱万能

No gains without pains. 吃得苦中苦方为人上人

Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧

Silence is golden. 沉默是金

Speak well of your friend,of your enemy say nothing. 隐恶扬善

Take things as they come. 逆来顺受

The ear1y bird catches the worm. 先到先得

Time and tide wait for no man. 岁月不饶人

To burn the candle at both ends. 自暴自弃

To count one's chickens before they are hatched.

To make a mountain out of a molehill. 小题大做

Too many cooks spoil tbe broth. 人多手脚乱

Well begun is half done. 事半功倍

When you are in Rome, do as the Romans do. 入乡随俗

Where there is life, there is hope. 留得青山在，不怕没材烧。

比较口语的有

no pains,no gains.

every coin has too sides.等等

2. qq英语搞笑个性签名

。.额。这搞笑的不怎么知道..不过嘛..电锯惊魂里面的经典话

live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的选择 差不多就这意思了）

然后呢。. 记得lonely里面的歌词挺好的

Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久见人心。.）

If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不会害怕 因为有你能让我依靠。）

After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （带着伤痕和泪水去寻找光明。.）

Your ass is late so look for the line （你来晚了就要排队..）

这些差不多吧。如果喜欢可以去找找 其实很多问题百度上都可以找到答案的。.

3. 有意义的英文句子,留言

1.Don't undermine your value by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.

不要总拿自己与别人比，从而贬低自身的价值.正因为我们彼此的差异不同，我们才会各有千秋.

2.Don't set your goals by what other people think important. Only you know what is best for you.

别人认为重要，并不能作为你确定目标的根据.只有你自己知道什么东西对你最好.

3.Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would cling to your life, for without them, life is meaningless.

与你内心最贴近的东西，切莫等闲视之.要像坚守生命一样坚守住它们，因为失去它们，生活就会毫无意义.

4.Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live ALL the days of your life.

不要耽于过去或未来，而让生命从指间悄悄溜走.一次只活一天，活在今日，你就充实地活过生命中的每一天.

5.Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

如果你还可以付出，就不要轻言放弃.在你停止努力那一刻之前，什么都没有真正结束.

4. 求几个英语的有趣有内涵的短句~

家丑不可外扬 Don't wash your dirty laundry in public 天涯处处有芳草 There are other fishes in the sea 不见心不烦 out of sight, out of mind 顾客就是上帝 The customer is always right 没有免费的午餐 There is no such thing as a free lunch 孤注一掷 船到桥头自然 We'll cross that bridge when we come to it 容易得到的东西也容易失去 Easy come, easy go. 得寸进尺 Give him an inch and he'll take a mile 一粒老鼠屎坏了一锅粥 One bad apple can spoil the whole barrel 家花没有野花香 （哈哈，当然还有别的说法了，这个最好玩） The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence 人靠衣装，马靠鞍 Clothes make the man 恶有恶报 What goes around comes around 自食其果 You made the bed, you lie in it 金窝银窝没有咱的狗窝好 There is no place like home 五十步笑一百步 Like father, like son. 世事无常 Here today, gone tomorrow 江山易改本性难移 The leopard cannot change his spots 谋事在人，成事在天 Man proposes, God disposes 站着说话不腰疼 Easy said than done 一个巴掌拍不响 It takes two to make a quarrel。

5. 求几个英语的有趣有内涵的短句~

家丑不可外扬

Don't wash your dirty laundry in public

天涯处处有芳草

There are other fishes in the sea

不见心不烦

out of sight, out of mind

顾客就是上帝

The customer is always right

没有免费的午餐

There is no such thing as a free lunch

孤注一掷

船到桥头自然

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it

容易得到的东西也容易失去

Easy come, easy go.

得寸进尺

Give him an inch and he'll take a mile

一粒老鼠屎坏了一锅粥

One bad apple can spoil the whole barrel

家花没有野花香 （哈哈，当然还有别的说法了，这个最好玩）

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

人靠衣装，马靠鞍

Clothes make the man

恶有恶报

What goes around comes around

自食其果

You made the bed, you lie in it

金窝银窝没有咱的狗窝好

There is no place like home

五十步笑一百步

Like father, like son.

世事无常

Here today, gone tomorrow

江山易改本性难移

The leopard cannot change his spots

谋事在人，成事在天

Man proposes, God disposes

站着说话不腰疼

Easy said than done

一个巴掌拍不响

It takes two to make a quarrel

6. 搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思

老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？

我说：“我不知道”

老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！

老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）

老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。

我说：是“我知道“

老妈：知道就快说。

我说：就是“我知道“

老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？

我说：就是我知道呀！

老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）

老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？

我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧

这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“

我：“我很烦，别烦我“

老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）

老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我说：“我没听清，再说一次“

老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“

“我没听清，再说一次“

结果被扁

老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“

我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）

老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我说：“查字典“

“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）

老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我说：“你最好问别人“

“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“

“啊！god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧！”

“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）

我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“

我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“

“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手

我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”

“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”

7. 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

8. 英文经典哲理心情语句

1.记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的

Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.

2.能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶

Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.

3.怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分

Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.

4.智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。

Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.

5.世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主（除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外）

Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.

9. 有没有搞笑的英语句子

Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?"

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看

The more you learn, the more you know , The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多，忘记的越多， 忘记的越多，知道的越少， 为什么学来着？！

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

10. 描写心情的英语句子

what a bad day for me

what a pity

how terrible!!

I am in an ill humor.

我心情不好。

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost，失落drowsy，心情低下

伤心

grief

grieve

hurt

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