英语演讲幽默范文模板 第1篇

i am flying today, speech is the ideal wing, as a middle school student, we are in love fantasy, love to dream, love highlight their personality, love and zhang yang us different, we were not mistaken, we now are not qualitatively period of development, there is no one standard for us to judge their own life and values. we always let adults know that we can do it yourself to live, you can solve their own problems, but we have some dependence. love day dreaming, perhaps today we want to be a teacher, to educate our newcomers, and perhaps tomorrow we want to be a scientist to explore our humanity to the present do not know some of the mystery, or we have no way to explain some phenomena ...

we are willing to bury the reality of the cruelty and injustice, we are our parents, our elders could not understand some of the practice of life, we do not understand why they like to do ah. it is our wish too much too young to bury social experience. attitude of life when we are not deep.

down we love fantasy, love to dream of behavior, we need to do one for the people and human progremake a difference. to our actions to prove that we have!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第2篇

In south China,the favorite and most typical dishes were nian gao,sweetsteamed glutinous rice(糯米)pudding and zong zi (glutinous rice wrapped up inreed(芦苇)leaves),another popular delicacy.

在南方,喜爱和具代表性的食物是用甜糯米捏成的年糕,另一道受欢迎的美食是用芦苇包上糯米作成的粽子.

In the north,steamed-wheat bread (man tou) and small meat dumplings werethe preferred food.

在北方,馒头和小甜饺是首选

The tremendous amount of food prepared at this time was meant to symbolizeabundance and wealth for the household

这种时候准备巨量的食品是味了象征家庭的丰饶

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第3篇

Chinese New Year is the most important festivity for the Chinese people. Itis also called the Spring Festival or the Lunar New Year.

Every year has an animal’s name. These animals are the rat, ox, tiger,rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, ram, monkey, rooster, dog and pig. A Chineselegend says that these twelve animals had a race. The first year was named afterthe rat, the winner. The other eleven years were named after the order in whichthe animals arrived in the race. The clever rat jumped onto the ox’s back thenat the end jumped over the ox’s head to arrive first!

The Chinese believe that a person born in a particular year has some of thecharacteristics of animal.

On Chinese New Year’s Eve all family members enjoy a big, delicious is very important for the Chinese to be with their families on this is always part of the dinner because it represents abundance.

On New Year’s Day all Chinese children wear new clothes with bright is considered a lucky color. Parents and relatives give children thetraditional New Year’s gift called lucky money. This money is put into brightred and gold envelopes. Fill under the pillow. in the morning of new year , thekid wakes up to see the “lucky money”, express that oneself become one yearolder. Red is a traditional color for festivals, celebrations, weddings andbirthdays.

The lion dancers are always part of the festivities. The lion has a bighead and long body made of cloth. The lion dance is accompanied by drums,cymbals and noisy firecrackers. According to ancient traditions the great noisefrightens away evil spirits.

The dragon is the most important figure of the Chinese New Year festivitiesand parades. The dragon is considered a lucky figure. A parade dragon can be 20to 30 meters long! Sixty or more men move under a long cloth that represents thedragon’s tail.

During the parade children represent the animals of the Chinese are also acrobats and musicians in beautiful costumes.

Happy New Year!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第4篇

love your mother

爱你的母亲

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?

你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.

^v^because i'm a woman,^v^ she told him.

因为我是女人,她告诉他.

^v^i don't understand,^v^ he said.

我不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said,

^v^and you never will, but that's .^v^.......

妈妈拥抱了他说,^v^你永远也不会明白,但没关系...^v^

later the little boy asked his father,

^v^why does mom seem to cry for no reason?^v^.

后来小男孩问他的父亲^v^妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?^v^

^v^all women cry for no reason,^v^ was all his dad could say......

^v^所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣^v^,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...

the little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,

他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.

finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked ^v^god, why do women cry so easily?^v^

最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问^v^上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?^v^

god answered......

上帝回答:

^v^when i made woman,

i decided she had to be special.

i made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet,

made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

^v^当我创造女人的时候,

我决定把她造的很特别,

我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,

却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...

i gave her the inner strength

to endure childbirth

and the rejection

that many times will come

even from her own children.

我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,

也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,

甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...

i gave her a hardness

that allows her

to keep going and take care

of her family and friends,

even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without

complaining....

我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,

并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,

甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,

她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...

i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....

she has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候...

她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧...

i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏...

i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第5篇

Earn english not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for i learn english, i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the i speak english, i can feel the confident from my i write english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...

I love english,it gives me a colorful hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different can see many places of great dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.

I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.

I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.

I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!

Thank you!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第6篇

Good morning everyone!

My name is Jie Lidi. Today, my topic is: “Confidence”. As we all know, failure is the mother of success. But What I want to say is that success is the child of confidence. Without confidence, things can becom#e negative and uncom#fortable. I remember, during an English class, I wanted to make a sentence using the word ^v^listen^v^. I should have said: ^v^I listen to the Voice of America^v^ but I was too nervous and said ^v^I listen to the Noise of America^v^. Everybody in the class laughed. Since then I wanted to train myself to be confident. Now, confidence makes me brave and courageous. Take this speech for example. I wanted to enter this com#petition, but I would feel very embarrassed if I made mistakes. Just then, I thought about my dream. My dream is to becom#e a scientist when I grow up. If I am not confident, how can I overcom#e difficulties I face? If I am not confident, how can I succeed in developing myself in the future? I will do it! Today, I am making a speech in public and I feel proud and confident!

I am sure, in the future, with confidence, I will go forward-always forward. Confidence will make my dreams com#e true!

Thank you!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第7篇

When the teacher asks me the question of what do I want to be in thefuture, I would tell him without hesitation that being a teacher is always mydream. This is my ideal job, because the contribution that I can make brings methe greatest happiness. I like reading books so much. Every time when I learnsomething new and interesting, I'd like to share with my friends. Being ateacher, I will pass the positive information to my students and guide them tobe better persons. For my ideal job, I must study hard. Success doesn't comeeasy. I need to make great progress.

当老师问我未来想做什么的时候，我会毫不犹豫地告诉他，我的梦想是成为一名老师。这是我的理想工作，因为作为一名教师所做出的贡献可以给我带来最大的幸福。我喜欢阅读，每次学习到新知识和有趣的东西时，我就想与我的朋友分享。成为一名老师，我会将这些积极的信息传递给我的学生，引导他们成为更好的人。为了我的理想工作，我必须努力学习。成功来之不易，我需要取得更大的进步。

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第8篇

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.

^v^Let’s go to the fair, Matt,^v^ his wife said. ^v^We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.^v^

Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, ^v^All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. ^v^

They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

^v^Fun flights!^v^ the notice said, ^v^ $$ 10 for 10 minutes.

Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

^v^I’ve only got $$ 10, ^v^ he told the pilot. ^v^Can my wife come with me for free?^v^ The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, ^v^I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight.^v^

Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.

When the plane landed, the pilot said, ^v^0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free.^v^

^v^Thank you,^v^ Matt said. ^v^It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.^v^

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英语演讲幽默范文模板 第9篇

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.

^v^Let’s go to the fair, Matt,^v^ his wife said. ^v^We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.^v^

Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, ^v^All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. ^v^

They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

^v^Fun flights!^v^ the notice said, ^v^ $$ 10 for 10 minutes.

Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

^v^I’ve only got $$ 10, ^v^ he told the pilot. ^v^Can my wife come with me for free?^v^ The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, ^v^I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight.^v^

Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.

When the plane landed, the pilot said, ^v^0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free.^v^

^v^Thank you,^v^ Matt said. ^v^It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.^v^

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第10篇

A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.

^v^Is this your car, Mister?^v^ he said.

Paul nodded. ^v^My brother gave it to me for Christmas.^v^ The boy was astounded. ^v^You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . .^v^ He hesitated.

Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels.

^v^I wish,^v^ the boy went on, ^v^That I could be a brother

like that.^v^

Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, ^v^Would you like to take a ride in my car?^v^

^v^Oh yes, Id love that.^v^

After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, ^v^Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?^v^

Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. ^v^Will you stop where those two steps are?^v^ the boy asked.

He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.

^v^There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about.^v^

Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: ^v^It is more blessed to give . . . ^v^

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哥哥的心愿

圣诞节时，保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车。圣诞节当天，保罗离开办公室时，一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车，十分赞叹地问：

^v^先生，这是你的车?^v^

保罗点点头：^v^这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物。^v^男孩满脸惊讶，支支吾吾地说：^v^你是说这是你哥送的礼物，没花你一分钱?天哪，我真希望也能……^v^

保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么。他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥。但是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的意料。

^v^我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥。^v^男孩继续说。

保罗惊愕地看着那男孩，冲口而出地说：^v^你要不要坐我的车去兜风?^v^

^v^哦，当然好了，我太想坐了!^v^

车开了一小段路后，那孩子转过头来，眼睛闪闪发亮，对我说：^v^先生，你能不能把车子开到我家门前?^v^

保罗微笑，他知道孩子想干什么。那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀，让大家知道他坐了一部大轿车回家。但是这次保罗又猜错了。^v^你能不能把车子停在那两个台阶前?^v^男孩要求道。

男孩跑上了阶梯，过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了，但动作似乎有些缓慢。原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了，将他安置在第一个台阶上，紧紧地抱着他，指着那辆新车。

只听那男孩告诉弟弟：^v^你看，这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车。这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦!将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车，到那时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时，挂窗口上的`漂亮饰品了，就象我告诉过你的那样。^v^

保罗走下车子，把跛脚男孩抱到车子的前座。兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也爬上车子，坐在弟弟的身旁。就这样他们三人开始一次令人难忘的假日兜风。

那个圣诞夜，保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的^v^施比受更有福^v^的道理。

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第11篇

The hours of a wise man are lengthened by his ideas as those of a fool are by his passions. The time of the one is long, because he does not know what to do with it; as is that of the other, because he distinguishes every moment of it with useful or amusing thoughts, or in other words, because the one is always wishing it away, and the other always enjoying it.

How different is the view of past life, in the man who is grown old in knowledge and wisdom, from that of him who is grown in ignorance and folly? The latter is like the owner of a barren country, that fills his eye with the [1] prospect of naked hills and plains, which produce nothing either profitable or [2] ornamental; the other [3] beholds a beautiful and spacious landscape, divided into delightful gardens, green meadows, fruitful fields, and can scarce [4] cast his eye upon a single spot of his possessions, that is not covered with some beautiful plant or flower.

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第12篇

Good morning/afternoon!

First thing first, I gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like be told,I really got a little bit nervous before I stand right here ,so called stage you look specifically on me .You may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from Pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like I caught so-called ball leg. Okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic really like to talk a funny story I have just heard.

A lady called Lucy emigrated to United States several years spoken English is not that fluent .And one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his friends Mandy watching Sit-Com.

A noise of bump had the attention of Mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had you imagine that Mandy go straight out with merely a Lucy shouted at her,^v^Lucy ,turn your clothes on.^v^ What suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the made a mistake here .

The word spitted means Mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the right sentence shall be,^v^put your clothing on.^v^The story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.

Thats full of it,thank you for your time!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第13篇

I can never forget the summer in 1996. I went through an extremity ofdespair due to my failure in the National College Entrance Examination. Itseemed that my dream of being a university student would never come true. Oneevening my father came and told me the story of Steven Callahan, who wascrossing the Atlantic alone in his sailboat when it struck something and was a miracle that he survived and was found 76 days later(the longest anyonehas survived a shipwreck on a life raft alone). Later in his narrative he wrotethese sentences “I tell myself I can handle it .Compared to what others havebeen through I’m fortunate”.

Hearing these sentences I felt something important struck me. I belived mylife would mot be that bad and it was proved to be true. Later during my studyin the university I always told myself “I can handle it” when my own goalsseemed far off or when my problems seemed too overwhelming and every time I saidit ,I always came back to my senses.

Now I work as an English teacher in a middle school. Whenever my studentscomplain about their difficulties in study or want to give up, I will tell thesame story of Callahan to them. I just want to make them believe they can handletheir difficulties because their circumstances are only bad compared tosomething better. But others have been through much worse. Then they will buildup fortitude.

So here, coming to us from the extreme edge of survival, are words that cangive us strength. Whatever you’re going through, tell yourself you can handleit. Compared to what others have been through, you’re fortunate. Tell this toyourself over and over, and it will help you get through the rough spots withlittle more fortitude.

我永生难忘1996年的夏天。由于我在高考中的失利，我感到了极度的失望，我要成为一名大学生的梦想似乎是无法实现了。一天傍晚，我的父亲来给我讲了一个关于史蒂文·卡拉汉的故事，史蒂文独自驾驶着帆船横渡大西洋，途中船遇难下沉，但是他却活了下来并在76天后被人发现。(他是世界上遇海滩在救生艇中存活最长时间的人了)。后来卡拉汉在他的叙述中写到“我告诉自己一定可以挺过去的，跟别人的遭遇相比，我已经算是幸运的了”。

听了这些话，我被深深地震撼了，我相信我的生活不会太差而事实也证明了这一点，后来我得到了进入大学学习的机会，在大学学习期间，当我觉得自己的目标似乎遥不可及或者我遇到了似乎无法解决的问题时，我就勉励自己说“我能挺过去的”而每每念及这句话，我总能有所醒悟。

现在我在一所中学教英语，每当学生们报怨学习的困难或是想放弃时，我就给他们讲卡拉汉的故事，我就是想让他们相信他们可以从困难中挺过去的，因为困境都是相对而言的，有些人比我们更不幸，然后他们就会在自己心中建立起永不放弃的信念。

从这个大难不死的故事中，我们学到了能给予我们勇气与力量的话语，无论你遭遇了什么，都要对你自己说：一定能挺过去的。与其他人的不幸相比，你已经算是很幸运了，要一遍一遍地用此话鼓励自己，这个信念会使你更有信心渡过难关。

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第14篇

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.

Time went by…The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and looked sad. “Come and play with me,” the tree asked the boy.

“I am no longer a kid, I don’t play around trees anymore.” The boy replied, “I want toys. I need money to buy them.” “Sorry, but I don’t have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money.” The boy was so excited. He picked all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn’t come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. “Come and play with me.” The tree said. “I don’t have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?” “Sorry, but I don’t have a house. But you can cut off my branches to build your house.” So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.

The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn’t appear since then. The tree was again lonely and sad. One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. “Come and play with me!” the tree said.

“I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?” “Use my trunk to build the boat. You can sail and be happy.” So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and did not show up for a long time.

Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. “Sorry, my boy. But I don’t have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you.” the tree said. “ I don’t have teeth to bite.” The boy replied. “ No more trunk for you to climb on.” “I am too old for that now.” the boy said. “I really want to give you something…the only thing left is my dying roots.” The tree said with tears. “I don’t need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years.” The boy replied. “Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest. Come here, please sit down with me and have a rest.” The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…

This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad… When we grow up, we leave them, and only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy. You may think that the boy is cruel to the tree but that's how all of us are treating our parents.

翻译如下：

很久以前有一棵苹果树。一个小男孩每天都喜欢来到树旁玩耍。他爬到树顶，吃苹果，在树荫里打盹……他爱这棵树，树也爱和他一起玩。

随着时间的流逝，小男孩长大了。他不再到树旁玩耍了。

一天，男孩回到树旁，看起来很悲伤。“来和我玩吧!”树说。

“我不再是小孩了，我不会再到树下玩耍了。”男孩答到，“我想要玩具，我需要钱来买。”

“很遗憾，我没有钱……但是你可以采摘我的所有苹果拿去卖。这样你就有钱了。”男孩很兴奋。他摘掉树上所有的苹果，然后高兴地离开了。自从那以后男孩没有回来。树很伤心。

一天，男孩回来了，树非常兴奋。“来和我玩吧。”树说。“我没有时间玩。我得为我的家庭工作。我们需要一个房子来遮风挡雨，你能帮我吗?”很遗憾，我没有房子。但是，你可以砍下我的树枝来建房。“因此，男孩砍下所有的树枝，高高兴兴地离开了。

看到他高兴，树也很高兴。但是，自从那时起男孩没再出现，树有孤独，伤心起来。

突然，在一个夏日，男孩回到树旁，树很高兴。“来和我玩吧!”树说。

“我很伤心，我开始老了。我想去航海放松自己。你能不能给我一条船?” “用我的树干去造一条船，你就能航海了，你会高兴的。”于是，男孩砍倒树干去造船。他航海去了，很长一段时间未露面。

许多年后男孩终于回来了。“很遗憾，我的孩子，我再也没有任何东西可以给你了。没有苹果给你……”树说。“我没有牙齿啃。” 男孩答到。“没有树干供你爬。”“现在我老了，爬不上去了。” 男孩说。“我真的想把一切都给你……我唯一剩下的东西是快要死去的树墩。” 树含着眼泪说。“现在，我不需要什么东西，只需要一个地方来休息。经过了这些年我太累了。”男孩答到。 “太好了!老树墩就是倚着休息的最好地方。过来，和我一起坐下休息吧。” 男孩坐下了，树很高兴，含泪而笑……

这是一个发生在每一个人身上的故事。那棵树就像我们的父母。我们小的时候，喜欢和爸爸妈妈玩……长大后，便离开他们，只有在我们需要父母亲，或是遇到了困难的时候，才会回去找他们。尽管如此，父母却总是有求必应，为了我们的幸福，无私地奉献自己的一切。你也许觉得那个男孩很残忍，但我们何尝不是这样呢?

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As we all know, ^v^Failure is the mother of success.^v^ But few people canreally understand what the saying means. In the world, I am sure that no onedare say he hasn't met any trouble all his life. So we must face failure. Infact, failure is not fearful, but important thing is how to face it correctly.

Facing failure, people will never take their fate lying will try theirbest to work harder and harder until at last they succeed.

Not being courageous to face setbacks, people have no chance to enjoy thepleasure of success. So they have nothing to do but feel sad and empty all dayand all night. In fact, they lose the chance of succethemselves.

My friend,whenever in trouble, please remember, ^v^Failure is the mother of success.^v^you can do it !you could be the one!whatever trouble you met how terribleit was,you just think that all will be all right,there is no things isimportance in the believe you often complain of theterrible thigs you suffe in the trouble,so you can not happy and have a your life's golf will be not life won't must have the surely mind,and do it by the plan .nobody dontlike confident people,the most importance point is you have it,everything you do it will be succeful!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第16篇

Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold my topic is about choice and research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference. Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths , I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.

NO matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see make your life colorful.

There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain a and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here. Thank you!

翻译：晚上好,女士们,先生们: 非常感谢您选择在这样一个寒冷的夜晚。今天我的话题是关于选择和过程。一个研究表明,一个人必须选择73一天。有这么多选择一天,人容易困惑和害怕犯错误的选择,他们犹豫,最后错过了真正的生活的一部分。在我看来,下面的部分是比选择更重要。没有绝对正确或错误的选择但精彩或枯燥的生活,这一过程的区别。 生活是一盒巧克力,你永远不知道你会得到什么。阿甘为自己做出任何决定,但他用坚强的意志完成了巨大的成功。

过程不是道路本身,而是态度和感受,谨慎,勇气和持久性我们当我们遇到新的经历和意想不到的障碍。以我自己为例,我改变了我的专业当我成为一个研究生。在选择之后,天已经严厉的对我来说。我无法理解新课程。因为他们是密切相关的数学,我学到了什么。然而wuth相信,这对我来说是伟大的机会去体验新的想法和挑战我自己,我依然存在。我要求帮助从每个通道和reorgonized我的生活。逐渐我可以理解一些地区甚至发现数学有趣。此外,我学会了行动,而不是抱怨。

回想起来,选择没有留下任何痕迹在我的脑海里,但幸福和痛苦过去的四个月成为一个难忘的经历在我的生命中。 无论选择什么,享受这个过程。在这个过程中,将激发你的潜力和新发现,改进和进步必到你们这里来。这些都是最美丽的风景在路上,只有你能看到它。这些让你的生活丰富多彩。 没有必要,我不想来判断是否对还是错我在这里,但是我对自己祝贺我获得和享受这美妙的体验。所以亲爱的朋友,永远不会担心你的选择和享受这个过程。我相信你会得到一些新的和有趣今晚在你选择来这里。谢谢你们!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第17篇

Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.

My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten ^v^monthly^v^ stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word ^v^love^v^. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?

My favorite book is . Have you read it before?

Oh, I haven’t read this book before. What is it about?

Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.

Can you tell us why you love this book so much?

Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.

Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第18篇

Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.

My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten ^v^monthly^v^ stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word ^v^love^v^. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?

My favorite book is . Have you read it before?

Oh, I haven t read this book before. What is it about?

Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.

Can you tell us why you love this book so much?

Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.

Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第19篇

Dick wearing a pair of new trousers went together with his father to his aunt's the sight of the boy's new trousers,his aunt admired very much and kissed him front of the boy, there were many nice cakes and cousin also took out all his toys and played with boy enjoyed a good day there.

While he went back home with his father, he was so joyful that he sang and danced along the way home. suddenly he slipped and fell into the mud and his trousers got very dirty.

When he got home, his mother saw his dirty trousers and said:

^v^Oh,what a mess! This is not the first time you come home like that , and this time you are wearing your new trousers!^v^

^v^I am sorry,mum,^v^said Dick.^v^But I had no time to take my new trousers off when I fell down.^v^

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第20篇

There is a wonderful word which expresses the most original motions and desires among human-beings. With solving any kind of imperfections, our world has moved ahead. This is the word “innovation” that we cannot afford to lose.

We chicaned every detail of the innovation. Thousands years before, we created fire when we took a stone to knock another one. Since Han Dynasty, four great inventions had been created and it is one of the greatest signs that China become to the ancient civilized country. And nowadays, thousands of software, products, architectures and public facilities have upgraded more than that about 100 years ago. So how did these happen? What will you do if you are not satisfied with your tools anymore? What will you do if old mode cannot afford to develop in a company? There is no doubt that we should innovate no matter where we are and what we do. Not because of the design itself, but actually for its intended purpose.

If there was no Apple, everyone could not imagine how to contact others easily and enjoy a better Internet surfing.

If there was no Microsoft, perhaps we still worked in a dim office and duplicate some troublesome documents. If there was no Newton, and no theory of gravity, maybe I will win the Nobel Prize like Newton rather than just standing here. I have heard that three apple changed the world. The first one seduced Eve. The second one awakened Newton. The third one was in the hands of Steve Jobs. We sort of think the innovation of the world began with apple. I imagine lots of people want to become another Newton or Jobs right now with just one hand to change the world, right? Have the innovation to follow your heart. It somehow already reflects what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

Via questioning, we can start to innovate. Via innovating, we can start to create better lives. No innovation, no improvement. No improvement, no success. And no success, no civilization. Now, our time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life! Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice! Don't let yourself down! It is the innovation that we cannot afford to lose!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第21篇

Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:

Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold my topic is about choice and research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.

Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths , I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.

No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see make your life colorful.

There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.

Thank you!

英语演讲幽默范文模板 第22篇

There is no perfect individual only perfect team. A philosopher once asked ^v^how can a drop of water does not dry?^v^ And the philosopher answered saying ^v^put it in the sea.^v^ This short dialogue also reveals a profound truth: between individuals and others to support each other the only support from the team or others will have infinite strength. If without the support of others to you there is no group of policy strength of each member of the team we will not be able to overcome the heavy obstacles through behing XianGuan. Left the team even though you pulled out all the stops in front of difficulties will eventually be exhausted one day.

One day I on the way home suddenly the heavy rain. People ran forward a look at a hut we rush in under the heavy rain everyone very happy: ^v^wow lucky today just looking for a house heavy rain is coming!^v^ You also don't concern house do not clean as long as there is like a shelter. But the house in the wind and rain to fall suddenly everyone try their best to hold it don't let it fall. I have a lot of regrets is that we need a house or a house needs us? I see more is that we need to the house.

We identify center like this hut ^v^such^v^ for everyone. But at the same time also need to each of us has done his duty gave his strength she could only stand in the storm of the fierce market competition become a one hundred - year - old built to last.

Finally let's went up from the structure of the ^v^people^v^ word comprehension with a grateful heart to treat people and things around so the world will be because every one of us and wonderful every one of us will become successful because the support of others. Our testing center although also gone through a journey of more than 10 years of wind and rain in the middle across a number of obstacles can go today because no matter how much difficulty the leadership of the center and we are together forever! We as young people should be more so choose one for their own development team to find a sense of belonging put their own value their mission their future combined with social trends national interests on this basis take root and grow in the team become the social people the backbone of the country.

Believe you strategic vision believe your choice. In the provincial professional skill appraisal center this family you will get a personal development space and the most warm harbor. Is because of you to join professional appraisal will go to tomorrow's brilliant career let us all together!

Thank you all!