英语关于搞笑的句子说说心情短语,搞笑的压力句子说说心情短语推荐阅读:

1. 心情短语,英文的

——当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空；当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界。

When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you. ——你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。 The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. ——离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ——如果花开了，就喜欢；如果花落了，就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景，不是因为你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you——我知道这世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了这个，我每天都非常快乐。 I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. ——我安慰自己，虽然在最底最底的位置，看不到花儿绽放是的艳丽，然而却总不会错过花瓣飘落时在风中悠扬飞舞的浪漫。

I comfort myself like this: although I am in the lowest place, seeing now flowers blossoming, I can always witness the romance when the petals fall down and fly in the wind. ——我相信了你编写的童话，自己就成了童话中幽蓝的花。 I believe in the fairy story u wrote for me, and myself becomes the faint flower in the story. ——幸福的关键不在与找到一个完美的人，而在找到任何一个人，然后和他一起努力建立一个完美的关系。

The key for happiness is not find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him. ——与其等到别人来爱你，不如自己学着努力多爱自己一些，如果今天的你没有比昨天更喜欢自己，那明天对你来说又有什么意义呢？ It's better to try hard to love yourself more than to wait someone to love u. if today u don't like yourself more than yesterday, so what's the meaning of tomorrow？ ——宽恕，原谅并不代表忘记，也不代表赦免，而是放自己一条生路。孤单不是有没有朋友的关系，而是有没有住在你的心里。

To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go; to be lonely is not becoz u have no friends, but no one is living in ur heart. ——事实上，这个世界不符合所有人的梦想。只是有人可以学会遗忘，有人却坚持。

The fact is that the world is out of everyone's expectation. But some learn to forget, but others insist. ——在这世界上无所谓偶然，只是伪装成偶然的必然。 In this world, there is no accident, but some certainty that pretends to be accident. ——偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。

Sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching. 天爷叻 累死我了 我只是按我的审美帮你找了 你还有什么要求欢迎追问。

2. qq英语搞笑个性签名

。.额。这搞笑的不怎么知道..不过嘛..电锯惊魂里面的经典话

live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的选择 差不多就这意思了）

然后呢。. 记得lonely里面的歌词挺好的

Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久见人心。.）

If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不会害怕 因为有你能让我依靠。）

After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （带着伤痕和泪水去寻找光明。.）

Your ass is late so look for the line （你来晚了就要排队..）

这些差不多吧。如果喜欢可以去找找 其实很多问题百度上都可以找到答案的。.

3. 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

4. 经典英文骂人的话语

骂人的词很多，文明一点的如：1、滚开： （1）Go to Jericho！滚蛋！滚开！ （2）Get out of my way (3)Roll (4)Be gone!(5)Cut your capers！滚开！去你的！（6）Go along with you now! You are in my way！滚开！你碍我事了。

（7） Get you gone!2、bitch3、王八蛋son of a bitch 1. Stop complaining！ 别发牢骚！ 2. You make me sick！ 你真让我恶心！ 3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不该那样做！ 5. You're a jerk！ 你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don't talk to me like that！ 别那样和我说话！ 7. Who do you think you are？ 你以为你是谁？ 8. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you！ 我讨厌你！ 10. I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再见到你！ 11. You're crazy！ 你疯了！ 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！） 13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。 14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。

15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走开。 17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike！ 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。

19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。 20. It's none of your business. 关你屁事！ 21. What's the meaning of this？ 这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you！ 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。

24. You stupid jerk！ 你这蠢猪！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。 26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。

27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用） 28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。 29. Shut up！ 闭嘴！ 30. What do you want？ 你想怎么样？ 31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道现在都几点吗？ 32. What were you thinking？ 你脑子进水啊？ 33. How can you say that？ 你怎么可以这样说？ 34. Who says？ 谁说的？ 35. That's what you think！ 那才是你脑子里想的！ 36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。

37. What did you say？ 你说什么？ 38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。 40. Drop dead. 去死吧！ 41. **** off. 滚蛋。

42. Don't give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。 43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。

44. You're a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。 45. You're an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。

46. You bastard！ 你这杂种！ 47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。 48. You're nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。

49. It's not my fault. 不是我的错。 50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。

51. I can't help it. 我没办法。 52. That's your problem. 那是你的问题。

53. I don't want to hear it. 我不想听！ 54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。 55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。

56. Who do you think you're talking to？ 你以为你在跟谁说话？ 57. Look at this mess！ 看看这烂摊子！ 58. You're so careless. 你真粗心。 59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth？ 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？ 60. I'm about to explode！ 我肺都快要气炸了！ 61. What a stupid idiot！ 真是一个！ 62. I'm not going to put up with this！ 我再也受不了啦！ 63. I never want to see your face again！ 我再也不要见到你！ 64. That's terrible. 真糟糕！ 65. Just look at what you've done！ 看看你都做了些什么！ 66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！ 67. You're a disgrace. 你真丢人！ 68. I'll never forgive you！ 我永远都不会饶恕你！ 69. Don't nag me！ 别在我面前唠叨！ 70. I'm sick of it. 我都腻了。

71. You're such a bitch！ 你这个！ 72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around！ 别鬼混了！ 73. Mind your own business！ 管好你自己的事！ 74. You're just a good for nothing bum！ 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！ 75. You've gone too far！ 你太过分了！ 76. I loathe you！ 我讨厌你！ 77. I detest you！ 我恨你！ 78. Get the hell out of here！ 滚开！ 79. Don't be that way！ 别那样！ 80. Can't you do anything right？ 成事不足，败事有余。 81. You're impossible. 你真不可救药。

82. Don't touch me！ 别碰我！ 83. Get away from me！ 离我远一点儿！ 84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。

85. You're a joke！ 你真是一个小丑！ 86. Don't give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。 87. You'll be sorry. 你会后悔的。

88. We're through. 我们完了！ 89. Look at the mess you've made！ 你搞得一团糟！ 90. You've ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。 91. I can't believe your never. 你好大的胆子！ 92. You're away too far. 你太过分了。

93. I can't take you any more！ 我再也受不了你啦！ 94. I'm telling you for the last time！ 我最后再告诉你一次！ 95. I could kill you！ 我宰了你！ 96. That's the stupidest thing I've everheard！ 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！ （比尔•盖茨常用） 97. I can't believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢！ 98. You never tell the truth！ 你。

5. 心情短语,英文的

——爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。

If you love a girl, it's better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.——你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. 英文个人签名——暗恋一个人的心情，就像是瓶中等待发芽的种子，永远不能确定未来是否是美丽的，但却真心而倔强的等待着。

To love someone in secret is like a seed in bottle waiting for growing up, though not sure whether the future will be more beautiful, still waiting it earnestly and eagerly.——女性在所有礼物中，认为花朵最有价值的原因：是因为男性在送花给女性的时候必须克服那种把花拿在手上走在街道上的羞涩感觉。英文个人签名 The reason why girls consider flowers as the most valuable gift among other gifts is that men have to overcome the shyness of holding the flowers in streets before sending them to girls.——自己爱的人同时也爱着自己，这简直是一种奇迹，神明为这种奇迹取了一个名字，叫作恋爱。

The one you love also loves you. This is a miracle. And the god names this as falling in love with each other.——缘分不是人海中两个人的擦身，缘分是不可能的相遇。比如我是空中的鸟，你是林中的豹，只是我们碰巧相爱。

Love is not about running into each other in crowds. Love is an impossible meeting. For example, I am a bird flying in sky, u r a leopard in forest. We just fall in love accidentally.——女人心是只盛水的玻璃瓶，明明已经装的满满的，却又好像什么都没有。The heart of woman is a glass holding water. It is full but seems to have nothing inside.——我们总是要求男人有孩子一样的眼神，但要有父亲一样的能力。

最感人的爱情短句 We always ask for man to innocent as child, but able as father.——离开我就别安慰我，要32313133353236313431303231363533e78988e69d8331333332636366知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。 If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.——并不是因为安定了，所以想要结婚，就是无法与某人安定下去了，所以才要结婚。

It's not because of stability that someone wants to marry, but because of lack of stability.——如果花开了，就喜欢；如果花落了，就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景，不是因为你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you.。

6. 关于开心的英语句子

Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.

学习英语就像是一个快乐之旅，开始时你对英语一无所知，或者所知不多。在学习的旅途上，你慢慢学习了词汇、句子、语法、发音，学会了阅读和听说，直到有一天你可以用英语和人们交谈了！想想你该是多么的开心快乐。所以我们说，学习英语是一件快乐的事情。

7. 搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思

老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？

我说：“我不知道”

老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！

老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）

老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。

我说：是“我知道“

老妈：知道就快说。

我说：就是“我知道“

老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？

我说：就是我知道呀！

老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）

老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？

我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧

这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“

我：“我很烦，别烦我“

老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）

老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我说：“我没听清，再说一次“

老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“

“我没听清，再说一次“

结果被扁

老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“

我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）

老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我说：“查字典“

“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）

老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我说：“你最好问别人“

“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“

“啊！god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧！”

“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）

我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“

我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“

“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手

我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”

“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”

8. 比较搞笑的英语签名

A; How are you ?

怎么是你，

B: how old are you?

怎么老是你？

A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

A: You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

B; I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。