幽默的励志英文句子说说心情,下班的幽默说说搞笑励志句子推荐阅读:

1. 励志心情英语句子

While there is life there is hope.

一息若存，希望不灭。

I am a slow walker,but I never walk backwards. (Abraham.Lincoln America)

我走得很慢，但是我从来不会后退。（亚伯拉罕。林肯美国）

Never underestimate your power to change yourself!

永远不要低估你改变自我的能力！

Nothing is impossible!

没有什么不可能！

Nothing for nothing.

不费力气，一无所得。

The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ". (Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor )

凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。（ 法国皇帝 拿破仑。 B.）

I will greet this day with love in my heart.

我要用全身心的爱来迎接今天

2. 搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思

老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？

我说：“我不知道”

老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！

老妈：还嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）

老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。

我说：是“我知道“

老妈：知道就快说。

我说：就是“我知道“

老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？

我说：就是我知道呀！

老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）

老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？

我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧

这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“

我：“我很烦，别烦我“

老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）

老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我说：“我没听清，再说一次“

老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“

“我没听清，再说一次“

结果被扁

老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“

我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）

老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我说：“查字典“

“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）

老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我说：“你最好问别人“

“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“

“啊！god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧！”

“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）

我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“

我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“

“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手

我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”

“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”

3. 有趣英语句子或英语名言

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'. Woody Allen A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. Ronald Knox A hard man is good to find. Mae West A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. Mae West A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor A man in the house is worth two in the street. Mae West A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. Sam Goldwyn A woman drove me to drink, and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. W.C. Fields A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. Rudyard Kipling Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. Dilbert Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will. Homer Simpson Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. Homer Simpson All animals are equal but some are more equal than others. George Orwell All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening. Alexander Woollcott All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. Oscar Wilde All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. Winston Churchill Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest. Mark Twain Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. Mae West Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. Woody Allen Another such victory, and we are undone. Pyrrhus Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. Mae West As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. Oliver Goldsmith Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. David Brent Bart, stop pestering Satan! Marge Simpson Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like。

love! Homer Simpson Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female. Desmond Morris But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. George Bernard Shaw By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates。

4. 励志的英文句子

英语励志句子1、Great minds have purpose, others have wishes.杰出的人有着目标，其他人只有愿望。

2、Being single is better than being in an unfaithful relationship.比起谈着充满欺骗的恋爱，单身反而更好。3、If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.太容易的路，可能根本就不能带你去任何地方。

4、Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest mission.冬天，将自己从被窝里掏出来，是人生最难的任务之一了。5、The future is scary but you can't just run to the past cause it's familiar.未来会让人心生畏惧，但是我们却不能因为习惯了过去，就逃回过去。

6、I love it when I catch you looking at me then you smile and look away.我喜欢这样的时刻：我抓到你正在看我，你笑了，然后害羞地别过脸去。7、Having a calm smile to face with being disdained indicates kind of confidence.被轻蔑的时候能平静的一笑，这是一种自信。

8、Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.成功是，你即使跨过一个又一个失败，但也没有失去热情。9、Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.并不是你面对了，任何事情都能改变。

（励志歌曲 e a man of success but rather try to become a man of value。

不要为成功而努力，要为做一个有价值的人而努力。 7。

Cease to struggle and you cease to live。 生命不止，奋斗不息。

8。 Man struggles upwards; water flows downwards。

人往高处走，水往低处流。 。

7. 经典立志的英语句子

If you fail,don't forget to learn your lesson.（如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。）

Live a noble and honest life.Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again.（过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。）

Don't try so hard,the best things come when you least expect them to（不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。）

Search for knowledge,read more,sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs.（寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。）

behind an able man there are always other able men.（山外有山，人外有人。）

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.（在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。）

Do not keep anything for a special occasion,because every day that you live is a special occasion.（不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。）

Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.（纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。）

"There are only two creature," says a proverb,"who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail."（俗话说：“能登上金字塔的生物，只有两种——鹰和蜗牛。”）

Better late than nothing.（聊胜于无）

It only needs early cultiation to become a power.（只需及早培养，记忆自会成为一种才能。）

Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment;not only about survival.（生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存。）

Forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times,and the confused times.（真正的朋友会与你一同度过困难、伤心和烦恼的时刻。）

Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened.（不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。）